While preparing for a trip, it’s easy to get in the habit of packing a few extra (OK, a lot of extra) things “just in case.”
If you’re a chronic overpacker, you’re familiar with asking yourself questions like, “Do I need six pairs of shoes for a two-day trip?” and “What about this dress I haven’t worn in five years?” And if the answer to those questions is “yes,” you’ll be happy to know Twitter is full of people just like you.
Below, check out 18 funny tweets about overpacking that are totally spot-on.
me usually: i will wear one outfit today and read a few pages of a single book
me packing: each day will demand a casual, formal and In Case Of Spillage ensemble and i need at least THREE books for the hour plane ride and I will arise at 6 to lift weights and must bring equipment
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) April 6, 2018
“Surely a hotel won’t have THIS” -Me, packing a hair dryer, every single time
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) April 27, 2017
At the point of packing for my trip where I’ve splayed out a dozen books and now have to read the first chapter of each one to choose the handful that I’ll overpack and never end up reading.
— Meghan Tonjes (@meghantonjes) April 8, 2018
Every time I go away I underpack (where are my socks?) or overpack (I have enough shirts to clothe the Game of Thrones cast for a month).
— Jason Pinter (@jasonpinter) September 13, 2016
*packs laptop, two books, one magazine, one coloring book, and iphone for the plane*
*sits in silence the entire flight*
— Damon and Jo (@damonandjo) December 29, 2015
ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week
[packing for vacation]
hmmm. i’ll prob change a few times a day so thats…32 shirts
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) July 5, 2016
No I didn’t “overpack.” I just wanted all of my clothes to feel like they took a vacation.
— David Blue (@DavidBlue) September 19, 2016
1. Take hours to overpack.
2. Arrive in destination city.
3. Change mind about attire.
🔥 FASHION EMERGENCY! 🔥
5. Repeat over the years and around the globe. 🙄
— Mervyn Warren (@mervynwarren) December 18, 2017
When I travel i always pack 10 pairs of shoes and then wear the same crappy sneakers everyday. Why am I stupid?
— Lilly Singh (@IISuperwomanII) December 8, 2014
Me packing for anything ever: “gotta make sure I have at last 4 evening gowns, my entire lingerie collection and 0 comfortable footwear”.
— Arnesa (@Rrrrnessa) March 2, 2018
Me: *wears same bra weeks at a time and rotates between three outfits
Me, packing for vacation: *fills suitcase with 16 outfits and three different types of bras, “just in case”
— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) August 10, 2018
Me: *has barely any hobbies*
Me, packing my carry on: “I will take these 14 books on pottery, and this French phrasebook because I really need to brush up on that even though I’m just going to Philadelphia, and also this crochet hook in case I want to learn how to make doilies”
— Geraldine (@everywhereist) May 2, 2018
I always get excited when I see purple luggage on the carousel then I realize that I “overpack” and those bags are too small to be mine.
— Javay da BAE. (@JavaydaBAE) April 17, 2017
It’s funny how I pack like 75 outfits for 3 days of vacation while I wear the same outfit for two months straight when I’m home.
— Violet Benson (@Daddyissues__) September 9, 2016
I love it when I overpack my suitcase so much that I’m dripping sweat trying to zip it closed.
— Taye Diggs (@TayeDiggs) July 28, 2013
Overpack. It’s why they make suitcases with wheels.
— SaraBeth (@SBSwags) June 18, 2014