People on social media made a few predictions about how this “treat” would go over with the kiddies:
One Twitter user even reimagined Sanford’s offering, photoshopping Appalachian Trail pamphlets into his basket ― a reference to the former South Carolina governor’s code for having an affair:
wouldn’t the little darlings get more use from a map of the Appalachian Trail? asking for a friend
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) October 31, 2018
At least he didn’t hand out a copy of marriage vows…
— Janet Morris (@janersm) October 31, 2018
Does that also come with a moral compass??
Asking for America
— Blue Dot Special 💙 (@jeanna_bluedot) October 31, 2018
Thoughts and prayers for your trees and windows.
— Jim Goldsmith (@j_goldsmith) October 31, 2018